forrome:

"how’s school?"

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  • Me in 2013: I strongly believe Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are dating
  • Me in 2014: Those fuckers are married.

thelovelysouls:

i should not be laughing this hard

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  • Guy: my dick is hard
  • Girl: to find
  • me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy

baracknobama:

only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk

Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

highpitchedscreaming:

no-not-now-mama:

boston-strong-forever:

momoandmimi:

sweet-words-of-horror:

That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.

Let’s do the math then.

with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.

cAN I GET MINE IN PINK PLS

everytime I see this post it has an even amount of notes, I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever

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how to handle seeing calum’s nudes

daisyhood:

1. gawk for .6 seconds bc hey you’re only human and it’s not your fault they were on your dash

2a. laugh bc calum made silly decision hehe oh cal.
2b. shake head bc person who leaked it also made silly decision tsk tsk

3. maybe a dick joke bc who doesn’t like a dick joke.

4. be done with it and move on bc no matter your opinion on topic, it’s none of your business and you should stop drawing attention to the sitch.

5. make nachos.